Plop Anxiety

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet

I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real

by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024

plop job

To defecate on someone, usually for sexual pleasure.

Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!

by Marcus F. February 07, 2007

Ploppings

Ploppings consist of fecal matter left behind anywhere by any creature.

"Does a bear leave its bear ploppings in the woods?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 01, 2023

Plopping

When you unplug a well-lubed butt plug with enough force to hear a “plop!” sound, just like champagne.

“Did you hear that sound coming from Theresa’s room last night?”
“Yes, it was Alex plopping her”

by alettopresto July 14, 2023

Sky Plop

The act of straddling one's legs over the tops of a toilet stall's side walls and dropping your payload into the bowl from your lofty perch.

I missed my first drop, but my second sky plop hit the mark.

by Brown Ace July 31, 2012

twat plop

When a girl does the action of a teabag on someones head.

Jennifer told jason that she was gonna give him a twat plop if he fell asleep.

by jarhead9 January 17, 2010

Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021