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"plain view" exception

A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.
I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Plain Sly

An alternate, cooo way to order a plain slice of pizza
Let me have 2 plain slys.
by Mittyman April 17, 2009
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Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.
I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.
by Dak attak July 9, 2018
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plain

A plain is a place that have nothing. A plain is also a landform.
I live in a place that is quiet. it's a plain.
by Elaine Liu October 5, 2020
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Drink the plain away

Drinking the plain away is your old school mid-week drinkingsession. It's when you're drinking just for the simple reason of having some fun in the midst of the plain boring existence that is your life..
-wanna go out for a beer?
-but it's Tuesday...
-c'mon dude, let's drink the plain away! 😄
by kjempehemmelig July 26, 2012
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jamaica plain

by Real Alberto May 11, 2022
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Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's
She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns
by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018
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