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Piano

This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!
The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.
by GoofenburgDictionary August 12, 2019
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dubani thumb piano

A flicking motion of the pussy with two thumbs as if you were texting or playing a Dubani Thumb Piano
Last night I gave my girl the best Dubani Thumb Piano she'd ever had!
by therealconnorgriffith June 18, 2017
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Rich Piano

A godlike creature, also called "Grand Master", who became big and thicc after putting thousands of lebenden Totgeburten (living stillbirths) into his Laktissimus (Latissimus), cheeks and lips. He is often accompanied by his Gehilfen (assistant) Kai Greene.
Mr Piono (Rich Piano) : Give me all of them tasty living stilbirths, i want to put them into my Laktissimus!

Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!

Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!
by ESSKEETIT88 March 17, 2018
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Piano Camp

A place where exemplary individuals who are musically inclined go to hone their skills on the traditional instrument called the "piano". It is often a source of embarrassment for those who attend, although they get a great sense of accomplishment out of the great leaps forward they make in their musical talent.
Hey Jeff, wanna go up to the lake today?" "Naw sorry man, I have Piano Camp
by jacob367436 July 19, 2011
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Piano Healer

A musician who plays light and upbeat piano music. Used as stress help.
You're depressed and you have a piano, so get a piano healer.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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Piano

It's piano with a "" what did you expect.
It's called,"Piano". Bi_ch
by LimeCraze January 7, 2024
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piano dance

where a dog is tied up by its neck and hung up, its feet barely touching the ground, until it is slowly and excruciatingly strangled to death.
Person 1: I did the piano dance to my dog!

Person 2: You're disgusting!!
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