Spooky poops

Spooky poops are when you are sitting on the toilet, feel a poop come out, hear a splash, but there is no poop to be found.

Casper: Man I just had spooky poops.
Winston: I got you, fam.

by Yuge Lad May 27, 2020

Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.

Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt

by Sargonasa November 25, 2021

Slimy poops

Three friends, named Lucy,Flynn and Sierra :)

“Oh man, that’s the gnarliest group of slimy poops I’ve ever seen”

by Marie’s January 30, 2022

their slops can eat my plops!

a phrase to say when SICK of constant, eternal rainy days...

after ten rainy days in a row, boom stated: their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!

by michael foolsley August 14, 2022

spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.

I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.

by D-n-C November 2, 2006

La Phonso

A unique individual who is always there for his friends. He is sometimes shy, and doesn't have complete confidence in herself even though he should. A very funny person who is very kind nonetheless .

Friend: La Phonso I love you
La Phonso: *Silence and smiles*

by LelePoo February 23, 2017

pOOPS!

The unexpected excretion of butt fluids, another way to say "OOPS, I POOPED!" This often times arises when the individual in question has uncontrollable flatulence.

Claude: What's that smell?

Bruno: pOOPS! Does any one got some fresh undies?

by chris fries, max fein April 23, 2007