Skip to main content

Philip Michael

Doesn't give a f*ck about your name's definition. Or you in general
Newest Trend: show us what means your name on Urban Dictionary!
Philip Michael: I don't give a f*ck.
by MarylouGB November 22, 2021
mugGet the Philip Michaelmug.

Philip

This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.

He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.

This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021
mugGet the Philipmug.

Philip

Philip is the most obese boy in the history of xxxstars, if you get to meet him him make sure to say hi and you won’t regret to meet him, be sure to look fat.
I would love to be a Philip
by Cocky boi September 25, 2020
mugGet the Philipmug.

Philip

The most dry skinned man in the whole wide world. He is the crustiest of them all. He is the chosen crust. He is crust man.
Oh look, theres Philip!
Oh god hes crusty!
by JesuCrust December 7, 2021
mugGet the Philipmug.

philip flynn

A band director who doesn’t let people take water breaks and always says “one more time from the top.” Wtf why the fortnite dance for visuals?!
Philip Flynn: “One more time then we can get water”
whole band: “uuuuugggggghhhhhh”
by 0Grav April 25, 2019
mugGet the philip flynnmug.

philip westin

Worlds most important, beautiful and respected man. He loves hott chicks and sports. Philip Westin is really good with people, that's only one of the reasons why he will become rich and famous in the future.
Who is more beautiful then Zelena gomez, more important then everything money can buy and smarter then mike Ross? Philip Westin!
by God in real life May 25, 2016
mugGet the philip westinmug.

Philipe

philipes tend to love cocaine and mexican music. You should never approach a philipe without bringing drugs. Also karen please come back with the kids
I approached a Philipe
by hohgooo February 22, 2021
mugGet the Philipemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email