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Phat Phace

A derogatory term used by jealous onlookers to describe a man of modesty, charm, whit and intelligence. Such men tend to enjoy great success in personal endeavours and also attract female attention, which can cause envy and bitterness amongst their companions.
In an attempt to make themselves feel better, other men will brand this person a “Phat Phace” and attribute all of his success to luck.
"Look at that guy. All the girls seem to like him without him even trying. I wish I could be that effortlessly charming and intelligent whilst maintaining such a quiet unpretentious demeanour. What a phat phace."
by I_Gave_My_Love_a_Chicken December 9, 2008
mugGet the Phat Phacemug.

Phat monk

To have a threesome with a hard monk and a mushy frog on top of a sacred temple.
That guy will probably meet a phat monkey tomorrow
by ssbatman45 January 23, 2018
mugGet the Phat monkmug.

Sun phat

A mild (semi) to wild (full girth) errection as a result of solar energy from direct sun light beaming directly onto your groin.
Occurs unexpectedly, often on public transport.

Slacks turn to tights in the sun light.
Sun phat on the bus this arvo was glorious but also inconvienient and awkward.
by Esskaybee July 21, 2021
mugGet the Sun phatmug.

phat booty

A women that has a very nice butt.
by Grimfour April 26, 2006
mugGet the phat bootymug.

Phat ass

Yo Nikki you got a phat ass.
by fishy boy 69 May 30, 2019
mugGet the Phat assmug.

phat phuck

A more politically correct way to call somebody a fat fuck via email, text, or letter. A way to not 100% offend your intended audience.
Man Ryan sure is a phat phuck.
by Scrib5 April 17, 2010
mugGet the phat phuckmug.

phat monkey

a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.
porn star Olivia O'Lovely. da chick got a "phat monkey"
by jugyy January 11, 2006
mugGet the phat monkeymug.

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