Pee Pee Worms

Slang for semen - based on a combination of innocent words. Refers to the sperm content of semen as "Worms", whilst inaccurately describing the semen itself using the phrase "Pee Pee".

My Pee Pee Worms were in her mouth.

by PopeMichael October 1, 2009

Pee pee toucher

A pee pee toucher is someone who loves to touch other boys pee pees. They are usually called mark, and love to suck the pee pee as well. Sometimes they kidnap the boys in special pee pee vans and drive them away forever.

Liam: hey isn’t that van a little bit close to us? It could be a pee pee toucher van
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok

Ryan: *shits himself*

by Ima Fucking noncé April 6, 2019

Pee pee caca

A word that crackhead would use. Might be said when addressing ones self during an awkward situation in a story.

1: What happened?
2:They asked me out to AppleBees and I was like “it’s me pee pee caca”

by Unamused Llama November 9, 2019

pee pee sucker

Slang for someone who likes sucking penis

Audrey can’t wait to see her boyfriend Tom tonight , he loves the fact she is a pee pee sucker

by JohnnyWonder August 11, 2021

smacking pee-pees

A term used in the Marine Corps that occurs when someone is usually in a lot of trouble. Sometimes, the person isn't even in much of a shit sandwich, but gets harshly corrected for a small mistake, usually in front of many others. Simply put, punishing someone.

Hey Lieutenant Smith, did you see Lieutenant Schmuckatelli getting his pee-pee slapped by the Captain? Yeah, he is constantly smacking pee-pees.

I swear, if I see one more Marine wearing the uniform improperly, I'm gonna start smacking pee-pees.

by rchristopherc August 21, 2008

pee pee sock

a sock with pee on it

1. my pee pee sock is dripping

2. I bought britney spears' pee pee sock on ebay for $3

by pee pee sock August 27, 2007

Pee Pee Monster

A pee pee monster, otherwise known as a PPM, PEEPEE, or a pee pee monstaaa (sometimes with an added h), is a person who jacks off in excess and tells everybody about it. Pee pee monsters sometimes come with an added fanclub, usually consisting of girls because the average PPM is a skiddish teenaged boy. Pee pee monsters tend to "mix it up" when butchering their meat which makes them special. Some pee pee monsters like to use soap (preferably industrial, bulk made soaps such as you would find in a mall or fast food place) while others prefer to use neck massagers for an "extra tingle." Sadly, another characteristic of a pee pee monster is inexperience. Most can find hapiness in a girlfriend though.

The most famous PPM is a boy named Matt. He resides in Port Charlotte, Florida, a town swarmed with PPMS.

Girl: OMGSHHH DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BOY WHO SKIPPED 3RD TO JACK OFF IN THE BATHROOM?!?!
Girl2: OHHH YEAH. HE IS SUCH A PEE PEE MONSTER!

*in a myspace bulletin*
title: PEE PEE MONSTA
body: SUP MATT?!?!
^he's known as one :)

by kuhristin? November 10, 2008