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Peanut Butthurt

Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.
Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.
by CrepescularMonty September 8, 2011
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peanut spackle

When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.
I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.
by Spencer Moore April 20, 2004
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dirty peanut

after having anal sex, the man wipes his penis in a circle around his partner's eye, forming a fecal marking which resembles the eyepiece of the Planter's peanut character
After anal sex, a man surprised his partner by giving her a dirty peanut, much to her dismay.
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Peanut Head

Somebody with an unusually shaped head, often with the first name Toby
Ryan: “Have you seen Toby’s head”
Jack: “Yeah, It is a Peanut Head”
by Smiths secret santa November 27, 2018
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Peanut shit

A turd with undigested peanuts visibly embedded in it
I had one wicked peanut shit this morning
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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peanut blossom

The best Christmas cookie to ever be consumed, consisting of peanut butter-based dough rolled in sugar with a delectably delicious Hershey's Kiss placed in the center.
"Where's Jake?"
"He's downstairs eating peanut blossoms with Allison."
"Is that an innuendo?"
"No."
"Oh."
by yom torke December 10, 2013
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peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.
These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!
by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015
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