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Video Pastie

The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.
(While watching TV)

other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.

other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.
by Gee Steve April 25, 2019
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White pasties

White Air Force Ones or white shoes that are super dirty and dingy
Mike got on them white pasties. He knows damn well it does not go with that outfit.
by Kvngg97 September 11, 2021
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Ham and Salmon pasty

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty
by Mojomoon August 10, 2017
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Pasty

White as paper; has never tanned
Why are you so pasty?
by Gingerbread10 May 9, 2025
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pasty red

An other way to say the color maroon
Person's favorite color is pasty red
by 100 percent true May 7, 2018
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Pasty Chucker

The term 'Pasty Chucker' is used to describe anyone from Cornwall .

The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.

The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
Example 1

Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!

Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...

Example 2

Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern

Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
by TommyP88 November 21, 2011
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Pasty Whackers

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss
by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021
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