Pasty Pioneer

A funny thing to call white people

Blud is such a pasty pioneer ☠️☠️☠️

by vigsfigs August 1, 2023

Pasty

White as paper; has never tanned

Why are you so pasty?

by Gingerbread10 May 9, 2025

Pasty

A small British turnover type pastry filled with fruit, vegetables, meat or cheese with spices, folded in half and baked. To be eaten with one's fingers as a snack or light meal.

I'd like two pumpkin pastys, please.

by Joycat17 December 16, 2022

wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken

Wanna try some wet pasty

by My nans a toaster June 15, 2017

Pasty Tapping

To masturbate the female genitals.

There'll be lots of pasty tapping, when I go to my girlfriends tonight.

by paulie49 February 25, 2021

Video Pastie

The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.

(While watching TV)

other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.

other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.

by Gee Steve April 25, 2019

Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.

What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate

by Fish daddy June 26, 2015