Portuguese Parking

When a person parks a car so it is obnoxiously not in the lines.

"Look at that guy portuguese parking! Damn, he's getting a ticket!"

by Kidasha July 11, 2012

The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking

I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.

by K-nudt September 1, 2016

forehead parking

Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.

"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"

by Christoph joshisgayington January 16, 2017

Wallace parking

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.

Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.

by wparker October 3, 2019

Mason Parkinson

A YouTuber known for creating Sonic The Hedgehog videos online. His most viewed video sits at the top of his channel displaying proudly with “69,240” views!

Mason Parkinson makes sonic videos!

by theboiii23 April 27, 2020

Pansy Parkinson

Pansy Parkinson is a fictional character from Harry Potter. She is first mentioned in the third book (Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban). She is in Slytherin and often insults Gryffindors (Particularly the golden trio). She has been described to have a 'pug-like face' and it is also described that her laughs are ridiculously loud and annoying. She has been said to be dating Draco Malfoy or at least fancying him as they went to the Yule ball together. She is also paired with Blaise Zabini, a fellow Slytherin. She became a Death Eater later on in the book. Many fans hate her because she was a pureblood Slytherin who tormented Gryffindors. I, however do not hate her as I believe that every person/character has some good in them.

Person1: What do you think about Pansy Parkinson?
Person2: I feel like she is a misunderstood character who is hated by almost everyone.

by panickedpan September 9, 2020

Ample Parking

Basically means, there are more than enough parking spots available. So it should be fairly easy to find a parking spot at any given time.

Guy 1: when I was 5, my dad took us out for dinner. He told us to order food and that he will join us after parking the car around the corner.

Now I am 18, still waiting for him to find a parking spot.

Guy 2: Ample Parking is what city needs.

by Twominutes22 April 18, 2023