the Fairly odd parents

Hilarious cartoon series on Nick about Timmy Turner, a bucktoothed 10-year-old, and Cosmo and Wanda, his fairy godparents.

(Theme song)
Timmy is an average kid
That no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky
Always giving him commands
The doom and gloom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality they are his
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Wands and wings, floaty crowny things
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod
Obtuse, rubber goose
Green moose, guava juice
Giant shake, birthday cake
Large fries, chocolate shake!
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
It flips your lid when you are the kid
With fairly odd parents!

by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004

my parents arent home

Basically an invitation to go home with your partner to potentially mate.

-Girl: common, my parents arent home
-Boy: alright!

by virtuoso_master February 25, 2017

Asian parents

A type of parent who makes you do homeworks during a summer vacation, no any kind of day off. Even if you don't have any kind of school assignments or you are already done with it, they will ASSIGN YOU WITH SOME BOOK REPORTS LIKE THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. THEY ALSO WANT YOU TO BE EITHER A :
1.DOCTOR
2.LAWYER
3.DOCTOR
4.DENTIST
5.DOCTOR
6.TEACHER
7.DOCTOR
8.PIANIST
9.DOCTOR
10. ANYTHING BUT A RESTAURANT EMPLOYEE OR A SANITATION WORKER
WARNING!!!!! DON'T EVER SAY YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER

My asian parents (mom) assigned me a book report during a summer break because I said I was done with my school work. I just copied the ones I did for school into the notebooks. Like she'll even know what the books are about.

by Hide George Bush October 22, 2017

Milhouse parents

when someone's parents look like they could be brother and sister, or very closely related

Wendy's mom and dad both have extremely similar noses, head shapes, eyes, smiles and hair color. They look so much alike that people often confuse them for being siblings. They're not siblings, they're just Milhouse parents.

by Jane56 July 20, 2014

Rich Parents

Your key to having a college education

I can't go to college like Riley. He has Rich Parents.

by CCPMan October 12, 2017

church parents

Parents who ruin your life on a weekly basis by signing you up for or taking you to crap you don't want. This includes them buying tickets to events you don't care about and they force you into them, ruining your life in every way possible when you can normally be enjoying your own leisure.

If you have a break from school (such as summer or winter), your parents are almost guaranteed to screw it up. This includes planning a vacation over your entire break, essentially making it wasted by the time your break is over.

Kyle: Dude, my spring break was wasted because my stupid church parents planned a vacation on it, taking me to stuff I had no interest in.
Chris: Aww, that sucks crap. Next break, do you want to spend it all with me and play Smash all the way?
Kyle: Why, yes.

by The Real Driller July 6, 2021

Lurman’s Parents

Lurman’s parents are when someone has parents who are half insane. The father is a white french muslim man with a secret prostate massager and the mother is a buddhist pacifist vegan who doesn’t shower.

Yo did you guys meet his mom and dad? They’re just like Lurman’s parents!

by BenitoBrah February 1, 2022