by amuq June 21, 2019
Get the Panini mug.A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.
Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.
Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!
Me: For sure. Who's got bud?
Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!
Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.
Javi: I'll hit up Willy.
Me: Nah, too many lungs.....
Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!
Me: For sure. Who's got bud?
Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!
Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.
Javi: I'll hit up Willy.
Me: Nah, too many lungs.....
by Alvarex March 25, 2011
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1. The act or mindset of being a patient, an experiment, or a victim.
2. The belief that justice and karma are served in the end. Those destined to succeed will do so with patience. Positive people have a positive fate.
3. A theology similar to fatalism, in which all things are more or less predetermined, but we are free to change the path we are on. A religion in which worry is futile. Draws philisophical elements from several sources, most notably Murphy's Law, Roman Catholicism, Fatalism, Transcendentalism, and the Clockwork Theory.
2. The belief that justice and karma are served in the end. Those destined to succeed will do so with patience. Positive people have a positive fate.
3. A theology similar to fatalism, in which all things are more or less predetermined, but we are free to change the path we are on. A religion in which worry is futile. Draws philisophical elements from several sources, most notably Murphy's Law, Roman Catholicism, Fatalism, Transcendentalism, and the Clockwork Theory.
by Conceited As Hell July 21, 2003
Get the Patientology mug.The Human Panini is the act of penetrating with a usually long penis (from 1.5-2m) inside of a woman’s vagina, and back out her mouth. During this time, another woman is making out with the First Lady and the penis also enters her mouth and comes back out her vagina. Period blood is also used as ketchup and queef grease as salad. This results in the Human Panini.
by HumanPaniniInventor January 19, 2018
Get the Human Panini mug.by lislut January 18, 2009
Get the panini mug.The name of a person that is the main character of an amazing, psychedelic dream. This dream, although completely random, will cause the dreamer to have the strongest yearning to write a book that a human being could ever feel. He also changes colors to what his mood is.
OMG Palient was in my dream last night, and now I want to right a book.
I wonder what mood Palient will be in tonight.
I wonder what mood Palient will be in tonight.
by Palient November 28, 2010
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Meaning: Pain in the ass!
Something you say to someone's face when you don't want them to know you just called them a pain in the ass.
Meaning: Pain in the ass!
Something you say to someone's face when you don't want them to know you just called them a pain in the ass.
by PrincessPeacock May 25, 2006
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