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Uber punch

Uber punch. That night when you're so drunk you don't notice your uber driver fingering you on the way home.
Wow that was a cheap ride but I think I might have got uber punched by Apoo. I remember falling asleep but now my pussy hurts.
by Shaven Haven 3 November 25, 2016
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Punch knock

Punching a door several times instead of knocking normally.
The man in the pink shirt punch knocked on the door with his massive fists.
by mushyrat June 15, 2021
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clunge-punch

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.
guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her
by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010
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A punch in the dick

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.
Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick
by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015
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poverty punch

Colloquial name for Tampico brand fruit drink, essentially a knockoff Sunny D with even less health benefits.
I couldn't afford orange juice, so we have poverty punch instead.
by TullyJerkwad2808 February 20, 2018
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Jack Punch

A wind up punch so powerful that it kills the target but also severely damages the user, often resulting in a broken hand.
guy #1 : why wasn't Harold at school today?
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand
by jimsonofjam October 5, 2013
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lightning punch

A sudden, quick and unexpected punch to the face, often near knocking the opponent clean out.

This differs from a sucker punch as it isn't done from behind or before the fighters have squared up.
The guy didn't want to fight but then suddenly BAM he used a lightning punch and near knocked the other dude out.
by craigix March 12, 2005
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