Uber punch. That night when you're so drunk you don't notice your uber driver fingering you on the way home.
Wow that was a cheap ride but I think I might have got uber punched by Apoo. I remember falling asleep but now my pussy hurts.
by Shaven Haven 3 November 25, 2016

by mushyrat June 15, 2021

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.
by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010

(negative expression)
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015

Colloquial name for Tampico brand fruit drink, essentially a knockoff Sunny D with even less health benefits.
by TullyJerkwad2808 February 20, 2018

A wind up punch so powerful that it kills the target but also severely damages the user, often resulting in a broken hand.
guy #1 : why wasn't Harold at school today?
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand
by jimsonofjam October 5, 2013

A sudden, quick and unexpected punch to the face, often near knocking the opponent clean out.
This differs from a sucker punch as it isn't done from behind or before the fighters have squared up.
This differs from a sucker punch as it isn't done from behind or before the fighters have squared up.
The guy didn't want to fight but then suddenly BAM he used a lightning punch and near knocked the other dude out.
by craigix March 12, 2005
