Pinky promise

a lie. they will always forget about it :(

person1 : I won’t leave you

person2 : pinky promise :) ?
person1 : pinky promise

Person1: im done bye
person2 : but u pinky promised :(
*opended 28/9/20

by iminpainlol November 27, 2020

promise

To make and break; to say and not do

Babe I promise I'll call (3 days later...)

by soccer_blondie August 16, 2005

Russian Promise

The act of saying one thing, which puts everyone at ease, then doing the exact opposite of what you propose. It's kind of like a crazy Ivan.

Ivan: Anna, if you go to bed with me, I promise to respect you in the morning.

Anna: Really, I love you so much.

Ivan at 6AM: Get out bitch, here's cab fare. I gave you a Russian Promise last night.

by Commissar Black October 14, 2008

Promise Keepers

A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.

You're not really going to let your husband and son go to that Promise Keepers rally, are you?

by Gahmuret June 29, 2006

Party Promise

Lies that bush the punks made to get elected.

They invent self serving lies and other evilness to make their bullshit sound good and those lies are "party promises".

"The war in Iraq is under control".
"This will keep social securit solvent".
"I served as a fighter pilot in the national guard".
And, his worst one,
"I love America".

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 23, 2005

beaver promise

The rhyme recited by UK Beaver Scouts "I promise to do my best / To be kind and helpful / And to love God", accompanied by a three-fingered salute.

The salute may also be employed in later life in other promising situations involving beaver.

She knows I'm a decent guy, I gave her the Beaver Promise.

by anoralsexbitch May 2, 2006

Whippy Promise

A whippy promise is when you and your homies whip your dicks out and make a blood oath

Yo, Jake why didn't you participate in the Whippy Promise at Duke's house?

I felt the blood oath part was a bit extreme.

by jamkureogi November 18, 2018