Tom sent me an email question the other day and I had just sent the answer right before his Premature Ejacuquery.
by Lynn Shirley September 6, 2010
Get the Premature Ejacuquerymug. The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings
by Ow Chap November 15, 2019
Get the Premature Masticationmug. When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".
Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".
by Artful Codger November 27, 2014
Get the Premature Immaculationmug. The act of setting the hook while fishing (primarily bass fishing) before the fish has fully taken the bait. A variant of premature ejaculation.
The largemouth absolutely blew up his topwater presentation, but in an act of premature hookulation, Deadeye jerked the Live Target Bluegill right out of that 5 pounder's mouth
by Bassturd May 25, 2017
Get the premature hookulationmug. 1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.
2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!
by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011
Get the Premature Tabulationmug. When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.
by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018
Get the premature lunchingmug. the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.
"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"
by OriginalSpaceBox September 23, 2012
Get the Premature Clapulationmug.