premature vocalization

when a song is playing and someone starts to sing the lyrics before they start in the song

Person 1: "doo doo doo da doo bum bum, On a dark desert highway..."
The Eagles: "On a dark desert highway..."
Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."

by D-Lynn May 12, 2010

premature-echatulation

When you met someone you're really excited about in a chat room and you mouth doesn't engage your brain. And what you say comes out all wrong and makes you feel like a complete idiot.

Im really sorry what I said I think I just suffered from premature-echatulation

by Stubey February 16, 2009

premature comeupage

Waking up too early after a long, late night of partying.

Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.

Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.

by xtopher brown December 9, 2008

Premature edistribution

premature edistribution: The impulsive act of hitting send before you've taken the time to reconsider what you have written. Could apply to grammar or spelling vetting but typically it's applied to reactive spiteful or over indulgent comments. Popularly applied when forgetting to "undo" an email lists inclusion on a potentially embarrassing or inflammatory email.

I should have sat on it for a few minutes before I hit send. Can't pull it back now. Another example of premature edistribution.

by therapy April 2, 2013

Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".

Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".

by Artful Codger November 27, 2014

Premature Bye

When you say bye to someone and attempt to walk away, only to realize that the person is walking in the same direction as you, resulting in an awkward silence. Common futile resolutions to avoid the ensuing awkwardness are: walk faster or slower than the person to separate oneself, initiate small talk, check one's phone.

Bill: Alright Norm, I'll get that paperwork for Monday, see ya.
Norm: Bye Bill.
-Both continue to walk down the hall together and wait for the same elevator.
Bill: Guess I had a little premature bye back there huh? -Check's phone

by cheetaela October 23, 2013

premature accumulation

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early

Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 17, 2015