Woops, That was "Premature Indication" the corner is not for miles yet.
That guy just "Prematurely indicated!"
That guy just "Prematurely indicated!"
by Bubbles82 September 05, 2011
I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.
by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021
by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 09, 2017
To come to work wearing a Brokeback-style shirt earlier than the official day that is Brokeback Friday.
by GenericMale August 18, 2016
When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.
"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."
by Dysentery March 09, 2021
Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.
Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.
Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.
by xtopher brown October 18, 2008
When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.
"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."
by Daedalus22 August 20, 2022