Hammer Plowed

Drunk beyond all mortal belief.

We were so hammer plowed last night bro, we had gay sex...sorry dude.

by bret. July 20, 2008

Laos Plow

When a man (usually Asian in ethnicity) sticks two chopsticks in a woman's rectal cavity while having violent sexual intercourse with her and screaming "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!" (roughly meaning "I will fill you with my jaew!", jaew being a type of Lao sauce).

Girl: Wtf are you doing?
Classy Guy: ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!
Girl: Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...!
Classy Guy: You just got Laos Plowed, bitch!

by Some Greasy 🅱️oi April 09, 2018

snow plow

to make the shocker with both hand and make a triangular possition with them and then insert 4 in the pink, 2 in the stink and or 4 in the gooch 2 in the pooch

"yo nigger i gave that girl the snow plow"

by that nigger tom July 17, 2006

Plow Zone

When a girl is getting fucked, she is in the PLOW ZONE

I saw bob at that party last night fucking Jill, She was in the PLOW ZONE!!!!!

by poop in a bucket x2 July 14, 2008

scrotum plow

nose

Keep your big scrotum plow out of my business!

by meep April 22, 2003

marathon plowing

When you are plowing a chick, and your fallic stick is so long, that you basically have to run towards her to penetrate in, and run backwards to retrieve your fallic stick, and repeat, so the plowing is like a marathon.

Dude, I was so long that I had to engage in marathon plowing.

by Richalex May 01, 2006

Butch and Plow

The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.

Hey, did you see that butch and plow? I bet she uses her whole fist.

by Jackle_S September 17, 2009