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Jake PIP Extraordinaire 

An individual with no real value or use. Chewing with their mouth open and pick their nose (public or private) are common practices. One enjoys wearing jorts (jean shorts), a red helmet, and roller skates while cruising around Central Park. This mystical creature never cleans and is continuously flagellating. Additionally, an argument thats consist of the idiotic dismissal tactic seems to be unavoidable with this person. This childish booger chasing individual always attempt to be the loudest one in the room by screaming "oh yea" on a daily basis. Lastly, he is a misshapen in terms of the usual human body, as he bears a striking resemblance to a pear.
Jake PIP Extraordinaire is that guy that is always drunk, loud, gross, awkward and think he is cut even though he resembles Mr. Potato Head. In his defense he is an amazing botanist. We have never seen anyone keep flowers alive longer than him.

Nick Names: Mikey Manners, PIP, Frogger, Sloth, Booger, Kermit, M&M, Old Jake, Middle Aged Jake, Gay Jake, and DC
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but did pip ask? 

answer is usually no cos pip is too swag to ask
person 1 -"grandma died"

person 2 -"okk, but did pip ask?"
person 1- "no😔"
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Someone who annoys you by not doing anything, just by being them. AKA the disease of being annoying.
When she walks in the room she gives me the pip.
The Pip by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005
A critter that games.
PoP_PiP enjoys visiting www.systemcooling.com.
PoP_PiP by A wise guy June 7, 2003
When you have consumed a whole fruit or some sweet corn and it pops out when you trump...
part parp

Those bum pip are going straight in the greenhouse, next years crop will be special parp..
bum pip by micky willy April 27, 2016

Certified pip 

Someone who has all the hoes and all the bars no one can compare to a certified pip they are the ultimate pips
Will knocked all the hoes at the club the other night and went dumb in sac he’s a certified pip

a pip kid 

A person who acts dumb and isn't very intelligent. Someone who might have downs sydrome. A retard.

"Hey did you see John today?"
"Eww he's a pip kid"
a pip kid by Not A Pip Kid June 26, 2007