This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
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Philip Michael: I don't give a f*ck.
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Philip takes no crap. Mess with a Philip, get doxxed.
Philips charm is like no other, no one likes him.
Despite his unfortunate circumstances, he's chillin.
Philip takes no crap. Mess with a Philip, get doxxed.
Philips charm is like no other, no one likes him.
Despite his unfortunate circumstances, he's chillin.
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You: My teacher got mad at my when I didn't want to say the N-word.
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