Patron XOver

An extreme hangover which is the result of drinking way too much freakin' booze and having "just one more shot!" of Patron XO.

Damn, I have a wicked ass Patron XOver. What the fuck did I do lastnite?

I wish Kelly didn't talk me into those last 5 shots; I wouldn't have this fuckin' Patron XOver. I need 3 advil and a gallon of water.... and please close the shades the sun is blinding.

by Michele one fuckin L January 13, 2010

Penis Patrol

Proper Noun - a highly elite organization dedicated to the patrolling of penises, or rather, penii. Members do not apply, they are found. Just like one of those sweet colleges no one knows about.

Guy: Dude, the Penis Patrol came by today.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.

by Wang Ninja August 20, 2003

Petrosino

A great Italian Family. This family is consisted of many Italians that came off the boat from Italy and now live all around the United States of America. Some Petrosinos still reside in Italy though most live in America, mainly on the north east coast. Petrosino girls have been know to be very beautiful, sexual, brunette, short, and tan women. If you find a Petrosino don't let them go, for fear of the Petrosino Italian men in the family who are said to be very protective. You have been warned.

Petrosino

by HeritageFacts May 7, 2011

Petroleum Engineer

The top dog of engineers. The big dick bandit. Is a master of science and math, specializes in drilling, reservoir and completion of oil wells. Girls get wet at the site of a Petro Engineer. A good Petro Engg doesn't need a lab to determine the composition of a crude oil, he merely smells the sample and gives raw data without breaking a mental sweat. The Petro Engg is often the highest paid engineering major and as a result has many nice material objects. Having a degree doesn't give you instant access to becoming a Petroleum Engineer, some other requirements need to be met first such as having a diesel pickup and chewing tabacoo

Did you see that guy slaying dragons by that oil well? Yeh, I think he is a Petroleum Engineer you can tell by the diesler he is driving and the massive dip in his mouth.

by PETROENGG July 28, 2011

beaver patrol

Horny dudes on the look out for unsuspecting young beavers.

Excuse me maam,We are the beaver patrol checking beavers!Please comply.

by TokerX August 27, 2003

petrol whore

a person you would give a lift to, sort of like a taxi, but instead of paying with money, the driver would be paid with sexual favours.

i gave a petrol whore a ride home last night after the party. i got a free blow job

by david_the_manly March 28, 2008

pedro menendez high school

high school located in the northeast part of florida. worst school in florida. full of druggies and racist country kids and emo bitches. everyone smells and they suck at every sport. if you go here you probably do cocaine and you're most likely a low life. FUCK PEDRO

hey what school do you go to?

i go to pedro menendez high school.
ohhh so youre a faggot

by i hate pedro September 2, 2021