One eyed grease box

A bad ass mother fucking bitch with a nice pussy and one eye

I was at the pool when this one eyed grease box showed up.

by Oneeyedgreasebox July 5, 2017

one eyed hobbling pirate

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate

"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"

by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016

One-eyed Freddie Mercury

When someone with AIDS ejaculates into another's eye.

*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."

by Pierre Haunt May 8, 2018

stroking the one eyed snake

masterbating ones penis

i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake

by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

parrot of the one eyed pirate

only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'

harrison was the parret in the parrot of the one eyed pirate

by I-TAL April 25, 2004

one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

One eyed bandit

One who meets a guy and an hour later has sex with him. Shooter was pretty accurate therefore she got the name, One Eye'd bandit.

B.W.K, One eyed bandit

by shooter123 December 9, 2009