Jumping Convent

to change your mind

This girl all about me for 3 months, then she suddenly decided to start jumping convent.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher January 25, 2023

Light Jumping

Anticipating the traffic light turning green, thus starting to drive while it is still red.

I was late for work today, so I was light jumping at every intersection.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 04, 2015

jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous July 28, 2015

Jump a Skittle

Getting jumped by a group of gay guys

Calling a gay guy fruity then a gang of them jump you - jump a skittle

by Kanek May 07, 2020

jumping the couch

A celebrity committing career suicide on live television. Also see jump the shark.

Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah.

by zygnus October 27, 2008

Joy Jump

Noun: A friend who offers blindingly honest and ridiculously logical advice. Someone who tells people the things they often don't want to hear.

Other definition: a somnambulist ninja.

I was sure sleeping with my coworker wasn't a bad idea, but luckily my friend turned Joy Jump on me and made me see the light.

by Kwame Beauvais January 15, 2009

Jumping Ugly

Going off verbally, aggressively and disrespectfully on someone who has said or done something to piss you off.

I was jumping ugly with him after he said my work sucked.

by Cyclist Rauel January 12, 2012