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messy octopus

a very sloppy, intense orgy conducted between 8 people
last nights messy octopus was crazy, the feces still hasn't come off
by hamsterturd September 1, 2011
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Octopussy

Damn Nigga, I heard there was gonna be an octopussy at that party tonight.
by kris6000 May 13, 2006
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Octapussae

A word to describe a pussy that has been stretched eight times it's original size.
That has to be the biggest pussy i have ever seen. It must be an Octapussae.
by The Chodus Maximus January 9, 2009
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octopus

the plural of octopus is octopi. A seascreature with 8 legs that is the ultimate of sea creatures minus mermaids and starfish
Corey is wrong octopus plural is octopi
by beingright 24/7 September 24, 2012
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Cheesy Octopus

Take eight fingers and dip them in nacho cheese, then finger a girl. Afterward, have her lick whatever is on you fingers off.
Hey bro, last weekend was the BOMB. I gave yuhr sister a cheesy octopus. Give her a week and her taste buds will be back in que.
by Lockmastr June 2, 2010
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Oakland Octopus

Thought to become popular in Oakland, CA in the early 70's, the Oakland Octopus is when a man ejaculates inside an anus (producing a jelly baby) and the mass gels inside the rectum. This generally requires about 8-12 hours to congeal and actually forms a "skin" around the feces. When expelled from the sphincter, the fecal matter usually resembles an octopus, complete with tentacles.
OKAY ROOMMATES, LISTEN UP! Everyone is to flush the toilet after taking a dump, NO EXCEPTIONS! Nathan left an Oakland Octopus in the toilet so large that the Discovery channel sent a crew to photograph it!
by Notnathan August 24, 2010
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octopus

A group of 8 females.

Related:
Unipus - one female
Bipus - two females
Tripus - three females
Quadrapus - four females
Pentapus - five females
Hexapus - six females
Septapus - sevens famales
ME: Dude, check those ladies in the corner.
Guy: Which ones?
ME: The octopus.
Guy. Nice.
by C FRESH November 7, 2007
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