(insert object) me up

ben deben's way of asking for something

UHHH FRENCHFRY me up

by MARKY MARK March 19, 2005

objective.jesussave.us

a horrible propaganda site run by xtian freaks with a highly poserish band called "Zounds". don't forget the 4Kidz section with lambuel and his xtian pals.

hi kids! today's super-hip tip for cool kids is reading the bible and objective.jesussave.us!

by techfury90 January 10, 2005

Object show

Shittiest show on youtube with shittiest fanbase and community

Me : Object Show sucks
Some object show fag : OMG U SUX!!!!!!!11!11!1! 4 H8ING OBJECT SHOW
Me : Are you retarded lmfao.

by _T3HC0MPUT3R_ August 23, 2017

Objectively Wrong

Fucking a retard.

Fucking a retard instead of someone else is an objectively wrong thing to do. It touches little girls, can't do anything for itself, hits women, cries like a bitch, is filthy and retarded, and got molested. Pitiful. Everything about it's existence is pitiful and you went and fucked it. And the claimed that it wasn't out of pity that you brought the employees of a business to a workplace, scheduled them for a shift, and let them fuck the retard. This is a lie. You felt bad for the molested, sexually confused retard cry baby so you brought employees from the business you work at to come fuck it. You scheduled them for a literal retard dick appointment and thought no one would be able to do anything about or would be willing to do something about it. Wrong! Wrong, idiot! There are a lot of thing I can do. Some of them horrific. And would I want to do any of these things? Why would I not? If a group of men did what you were doing there wouldn't be an excuse good enough to justify it. You feel entitled to getting away with something objectively wrong because you have a vagina between your legs. No.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

silly object show

the WORST object show to exist filled with autistic bastards

" hey have you heard of silly object show?"
"no"
"oh yeah it has like two fans"
"damn L"

by wawawawawwansfweenies September 14, 2022

Objectsterbating

To masterbate with a range of objects, that arent pornographic items. Items can include BABY DOLLS, PAPER (beware of paper cuts) A closet door, a key hole (for a small schnitzle) And even Cutting open a grape fruit, or as said in American Pie: TBOL, a PB&J sandwich.

Objectsterbating.
Man i have been jacking off to porn alot lately!

I should pick up Objectesterbating, i can do it with what ever i want!

HEY SIS! I NEED TO OBJECTSTERBATE WITH YOUR BABY DOLL

(SIS) Ok!

by LuckyJACKER69 March 11, 2010

Objective discontent

(n) A list of reason(s) for dissatisfaction that does not rely on emotional arguements or personal beliefs. Expressing objective discontent within a business setting establishes a clearly documented non-emotional concern, and (typically) directly points at a recommendation for addressing the concern.

Opposite of Subjective discontent

Jim presented 7 examples that hightlighted his Objective discontent with the team's performance including not scheduling meetings in advance & not providing summarized meeting minutes.

by EMB1 August 12, 2011