floss my otter

response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.

Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.

by broham14 February 10, 2010

Wisconsin Otter Slop

The act of masturbating utilizing melted Otter Pops as lubrication.

When we saw the stains Tyler's bed, it became clear that he had been Wisconsin Otter Slopping all afternoon.

by Gnarly Hands April 26, 2011

arms like an otter

Someone with very hairy arms.

Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin and Robin Williams have all got arms like an otter.

by interfusor May 24, 2009

Bloody Otter Pop

When you fuck a girl when she is on her rag and you pull out before you cum. Then you put your cock in her mouth and cum. When you pull out she has blood all over her mouth like she had been eating an Otter Pop.

Yo dude did you see that chick? Looks like she's been eating a Bloody Otter Pop to stay cool.

by Jdogg15 January 10, 2014

Wet as an Otters Pocket

When the female your shagging vagina gets extremely wet and slippery with the possibility of her being a gusher!

Last night i stroked my girl hard from behind while playing with her clit and intermitently fingering her arse, by the time she came her cunt was as wet as an otters pocket!

by The Spunk Pistol April 9, 2010

Otter Toast

Something only a few know of.
if you know you're a lucky one
Unknown to many; meaning is of this special word is a secret to most.
very frusting to people who are unaware of the meaning of this strange word.

yo dude i otter toasted last night.
man, i love otter toasting.
Do you otter toast?

by Otter Toast April 6, 2008

Otter strangling hands

When a guy has thick, muscular, veiny hands that look like he strangles otters for fun.

He's got those otter strangling hands, they're so sexy. Strangle me, daddy

by doubleunicycle September 10, 2021