nutella

A Type of cancer causing shit which may cause weight gain on some MF aka Poop of the meeseeks

Man 2 : Ayy bud how ya get fat fast
Man 2 : i eat nutella everyday dude

by i_will_sunat_u November 20, 2017

Nutella

If Nutella is your friend, your in luck. She has a sweet, outgoing personality and is always smiling. Nutella will be on your side through thick and thin, and will always stand up for you. She may not be the best at everything, but shes amazingly athletic. She has good grades in school, especially in PE. She loves drama and broadway, and shes an amazing dancer. I f you need a perfect friend, you should be friends with Nutella

Nutella is my best friend! Thanks for being so cool! ILYSM

by acoolishdood May 30, 2018

Nutella Sandwich

A person who appears white on the outside but is deeply connected to South Asian or other “brown” cultures on the inside — culturally, emotionally, or socially. Inspired by the idea of Nutella spread (brown, rich, and full of flavor) between two slices of white bread.
Term coined in May 2025 by Amy Stewart, Muhammad Zarlash Sohail, Mohammad Zarrugh Ismail & Dalia — with honorary shout-outs to the rest of the Nutella Squad — during a late-night laugh session at MyLahore Birmingham that clearly made history..

He dances better to Bhangra than any of us — total Nutella sandwich.”
“Don’t let the gora looks fool you, she’s a full-on Nutella sandwich with that chai addiction.”

by Zarlash May 30, 2025

Sticky nutella

Wet, sloppy and squishy shit, often comes after peeing.

Person1: Ijust dropped a sticky nutella in that toilet frfr

by Cosmo the Pastry June 24, 2025

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016