Nascar

A game in which rednecks compete to see who can drive a car around in a large oval over and over in the least amount of time. For some reason, this is supposed to be fun to watch.

"Gawdayum it, don'tchoo make fun of that thar Nascar or I'll kick yur aiyss!"

by Hell Mantra April 10, 2006

NASCAR

The Redneck Mofia;

Watching a NASCAR race does for a white trash family in Tennessee what watching The GodFather Part II did for a lower-middle class Italian family in the Bronx in the late 70's.

by Miss Mk August 4, 2007

Woo Nascar

A Term Used By True Southerners As A Happy Yet Sometimes Drunken Yell Of Happiness Which Means Alot Of Fun Will Be Going Down Or That's Cool. "Woo Nascar" Has Derived Roots From "Hold My Beer" Also A Happy Term Yet Sometimes Bad Things Can Happen When This Term Is Used Such As Injury Or Death.

Hey Boys, I Just Went Through a Huge Mud Hole Woo Nascar!

by Chevy Mud Tires February 27, 2011

nascar fan

The lowest breed of human in the 21st century.

I saw a nascar fan eating out of a trashcan earlier.

by stevemanjulia October 2, 2007

NASCAR (adj)

worse than worst; epitome of bad; ridiculously horrible

Shooping for curatins and pillow shams with the wife is NASCAR (adj)

by Evil Jedi July 19, 2006

nascar

the easiest sport to follow while drunk...... all you have to do is watch all the cars to left turn after left turn after left turn.

"Dude im sooo drunk. i cant do anything right now..."sure you can lets go watch some rednecks play lets all make as many left turns was we can.... or nascar for short!"

by bnrs-r-us03 August 14, 2009

nascar

the dumbest thing in the world, its a sport that attracts white trash.

Oh, im gonna go to the nascar race tonight.
ummmmm...can you say REDNECK!?!?

by Abby Automatic May 29, 2007