douche nozzle

A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.

Look at the douche nozzle taking that old lady's parking spot, what an asshole.

by larryu July 19, 2016

Skin nozzle

When a male has a really long, foreskin like freakishly long. I mean like a fucking elephant or aardvark

So I had a homosexual experience in collage, he had a total Skin nozzle

by B76B011 September 24, 2016

Dough nozzle

A semi erect penis that can't be mashed into desired area. Much like pushing rope into a small hole. The end result is a sticky mess with goals unachieved.

He was so drunk, it was a dough nozzle. pushing rope

by KayRonMarySausage March 5, 2017

dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle

ben is a dick nozzle

by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023

Nozzle Fresh

The sensation of sublime cleanliness that follows a thorough washing of one's posterior using the bathroom water nozzle provided in some parts of the world.

I am nostalgic for those days in Doha when I would leave the lieu feeling 'nozzle fresh'.

by Ligua Frank-a November 13, 2013

Douche nozzle

Gavin Michael Howard

Have you seen the new kid at school? Yeah he’s a total douche nozzle.

by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019

Douche Nozzle

A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)

Girl 1: Becky called me a whore

Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle

by Dick_Weasel January 3, 2015