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Douche Nozzle

Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.
That guy is a real "douche nozzle" ...
by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014
mugGet the Douche Nozzlemug.

Douche Nozzle

The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons
by The stoutness September 28, 2008
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douche nozzle

A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.
Look at the douche nozzle taking that old lady's parking spot, what an asshole.
by larryu July 19, 2016
mugGet the douche nozzlemug.

Skin nozzle

When a male has a really long, foreskin like freakishly long. I mean like a fucking elephant or aardvark
So I had a homosexual experience in collage, he had a total Skin nozzle
by B76B011 September 24, 2016
mugGet the Skin nozzlemug.

Dough nozzle

A semi erect penis that can't be mashed into desired area. Much like pushing rope into a small hole. The end result is a sticky mess with goals unachieved.
He was so drunk, it was a dough nozzle. pushing rope
by KayRonMarySausage March 5, 2017
mugGet the Dough nozzlemug.

Douche nozzle

Have you seen the new kid at school? Yeah he’s a total douche nozzle.
by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019
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Douche Nozzle

A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)
Girl 1: Becky called me a whore

Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle
by Dick_Weasel January 3, 2015
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