Nolan

A cute, nice, and friendly person who's friends are all girls and are all awesome, and has the best hairstyle ever, but can be very inappropriate yet funny at times.

Boy1: are you friends with Nolan?

Girl1: of course, he's the best, but also a little weird
Boy2: oh hey, are you talking about Nolan? I just asked him out and he said no, so yeah
Girl1: whaaaaaat!?!?!?
Boy1: cool?
Boy2: lel, I'm forever alone

by Night shade the BADASS fox cat April 7, 2018

Nolan Beckwith

A broke bitch who spends money when he doesn’t have money

Something Nolan Beckwith would say “wanna go get ice cream?” Even though he only has $1.32 in his bank account

by Theplug July 15, 2018

Nolan

nolan is super hot

Wow nolan is really hot today

by asaaaayyyaa December 9, 2018

Nolan Riley

The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately

squilliamg1232hotmail.com

If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease

be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)

Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*

by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019

Nolan Anders

Nolan Anders is a fat prick.

You're clearly a Nolan Anders if you call everything gay.

Nolan Anders is the most overweight person ever to live.

by Whiteskinned October 5, 2019

Nolan Middle School

A school where not having a girlfriend or boyfriend makes you scum and nobody understands the basic concept of keeping a relationship but that’s okay because their TikTok of the renegade has 40 likes and that’s their only source of self-confidence.

Poor thing, they go to Nolan Middle School!

by TotallyNotNamedDavid January 28, 2020

Nolan

A very cute boy. That's the only description you get, Nolan Pepper.

Now figure out how I am :)

- nolan is really cute
- ikr!

by olpko February 23, 2020