douche nob

Someone who is a complete as hole.. similar to a douche bag yet worse.. its like a douche nozel.. a homo, a fagel (excessively flamboyant homosexual)

Me: dude, you smoked my last spliff!!
Danny: so what man?
Me: You're such a douche nob..

by tha_ultimate_hustla September 9, 2006

nob head

in america it is the bellend (the head of a penis) many people in england belive this reasn but another comorn reason is a penis on the ead.

spongebob squarepants in a nob head

jack freeth is a nob head

by jimbo big cock May 7, 2009

nob end

dumn shit who is a total wanker

'rameet'

by dom March 21, 2003

nob polisher

A woman who loves riding cock.

If you're desperate for a fuck go and visit the 'nob polisher', she's always up for it.

by muffmeister May 29, 2016

nob grunge

Steven Amos

Look he's a dick head
That's because he's a Knob Grunger

by Steven Amos September 25, 2003

nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease

"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"

by sptk December 1, 2007

Nob smuggler

Anal rape; This is due to the cock being smuggled up the unsuspecting persons arsehole.

Nob smuggler

Wife: Wrong hole fool!

Me: Oops, sorry. (Ha, ha, you've just been smuggled).

by Dr Elsbeth Buchanan February 14, 2009