douche nob

Someone who is a complete as hole.. similar to a douche bag yet worse.. its like a douche nozel.. a homo, a fagel (excessively flamboyant homosexual)

Me: dude, you smoked my last spliff!!
Danny: so what man?
Me: You're such a douche nob..

by tha_ultimate_hustla September 09, 2006

nob head

in america it is the bellend (the head of a penis) many people in england belive this reasn but another comorn reason is a penis on the ead.

spongebob squarepants in a nob head

jack freeth is a nob head

by jimbo big cock May 07, 2009

nob end

dumn shit who is a total wanker

'rameet'

by dom March 21, 2003

Nob smuggler

Anal rape; This is due to the cock being smuggled up the unsuspecting persons arsehole.

Nob smuggler

Wife: Wrong hole fool!

Me: Oops, sorry. (Ha, ha, you've just been smuggled).

by Dr Elsbeth Buchanan February 14, 2009

nob grunge

Steven Amos

Look he's a dick head
That's because he's a Knob Grunger

by Steven Amos September 25, 2003

nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease

"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"

by sptk November 08, 2007

nob twat

a nob twat is someone who is an arrogant, self centered, egotistical, nob jocky, of the male variety who believes all women love them. he then has the arrogance to charge HER, to spank him...

an example of this would be... speecho who is a nob twat

by penisberrysugar February 09, 2007