Nick

A huge piece of shit. Can't get girls. Needs to cut his hair and ditch the vans.

Skulls would be top tier but they have too many nicks

by Daddy Alfredo December 5, 2016

Nick

ginger, short, the least smartest kid, least favorite kid, most likely an ethot, always listens to the leader ethot, doesn't know what continents are

Chloe (Leader E-Thot): get on all fours and suck my toes, ethot
Nick (E-Thot): Yes leader e-thot Chloe, I am the least favorite kid and you are taller and smarter than me
Chloe: good boy

by cowseed287 June 6, 2019

Nick

The type of guy that goes on urban dictionary and looks up his own name, then has the great idea to make this definition.

My name is Nick, and I have no social life

by Sparta369 September 19, 2019

Nick

Nick is one of the biggest softies ever. He'll make you smile just by looking at you. Whenever you talk to him, time flies by. You two can sit next to each other for hours talking, and you'll still be in love with him. He's completely comfortable sitting naked in the dark with you. He's a great poet who will do great things. He's extremely smart and a huge dork. He loves having deep conversations, too. If you have a Nick in your life, never let him go.

Me: Nick, you're amazing.

Nick: Ha, good joke.

Me: I'm not joking.

Nick: 😶😖

by WhenAngelsCry January 1, 2017

Nick

A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.

I had sex with Nick last week and I can barely walk.

by letigre269 November 30, 2011

Nick

A class-A asshole who finds pleasure in ruining someone's life. Someone with no conscience and no heart. A coward who runs from his problems and treats girls like trash. Yet somehow there is something about him that makes every girl fall at his feet.

That girl killed herself because of what he said and Nick just laughed.

by bbbiiitttccchhh1029384756r June 8, 2014

Nick

Nick is the most adorable human being that you will EVER meet. He’s very shy, so you have to put in an effort to be his friend. But being his friend is worth it because he will always make you laugh. He’s very cute and sweet and respectful, and has a gREAT sense of humor. He has a contagious smile that makes you feel all sbdhsbdhjs inside. I reeeeeealllly like nick.

I wish I was brave enough to talk to nick, he’s so cool!

by sparklefairy2.0 June 20, 2018