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Nick

Nick is a type of guy that has eyes that seem to be dead looking while his hair fits perfectly on his head. This creature is usually found upstairs on discord or jerking off to porn. But only a certain kind. Waluigi Porn. The highest quality pleases the creature. When he isn’t jerking off he is usually keeping up with PewDiePie’s sub count or really who knows. The creature is only seen outside his home due to school but never out in other places.
Discord Server

WorthlessSackOfShit: has Nick been online?
UwU: yeah he’s in the Waluigi shrine.
by VIP_Bob December 11, 2018
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Nick

Nick's are awesome at sending mixed messages. They give you all the signs that they like you, and other times, not so much. Very confusing. Very mysterious. At times can be a bit "mad". Is a total dork. Will do anything for love. This can mean that they add all of your friends and family that you added on FB over the years, along with reaching out to people you've subscribed to on YT, and force them to make subtle hints about him, and the fact that he really does care about you, and will do anything to show that. He isn't into looks. He's into personalities more. Nick's can be at times, "ostensibly". All in all, Nick's are okay. Do not give up on Nick's.
I love you, Nick. :)
by coincidentaljohn February 10, 2017
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Nick

The type of guy that goes on urban dictionary and looks up his own name, then has the great idea to make this definition.
My name is Nick, and I have no social life
by Sparta369 September 19, 2019
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Nick

Nick is one of the biggest softies ever. He'll make you smile just by looking at you. Whenever you talk to him, time flies by. You two can sit next to each other for hours talking, and you'll still be in love with him. He's completely comfortable sitting naked in the dark with you. He's a great poet who will do great things. He's extremely smart and a huge dork. He loves having deep conversations, too. If you have a Nick in your life, never let him go.
Me: Nick, you're amazing.

Nick: Ha, good joke.

Me: I'm not joking.

Nick: 😶😖
by WhenAngelsCry January 1, 2017
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Nick

A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.
I had sex with Nick last week and I can barely walk.
by letigre269 November 30, 2011
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Nick

A class-A asshole who finds pleasure in ruining someone's life. Someone with no conscience and no heart. A coward who runs from his problems and treats girls like trash. Yet somehow there is something about him that makes every girl fall at his feet.
That girl killed herself because of what he said and Nick just laughed.
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Nick

Honestly Nick is a special guy. He is tough but sensitive and very caring. He is the most loyal person you will ever have in your life. Don't let him get away, ever. He is strong and understanding and will never let you down. He has big shoulders to cry on and the best support system you will ever have. He is attractive and always smells really good.
"hey, Nick, thanks for being the best friend ever."
by natpat79 June 15, 2018
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