Chinese New Year

When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.

That rioter was just a string away from having a Chinese New Year.

by kpATN June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year

When someone wraps their genitals in fireworks and sets them off.

Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.

by Ziek_Shrownamn June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year

When you wrap fireworks around your genitalia and light it on fire.

Did you see Kevin do that Chinese new year? He is crazy!

by perin keveria June 20, 2011

Extreme Chinese New Year

A live snake is wrapped around the man penis as a woman, wearing a strap on, does the man up the arse

"Oh, alex can you preform Extreme Chinese New Year on me" Said James

by Alex Graham Zak Fox February 1, 2009

New Years Eve Eve

The day before New Years Eve where everyone shoots down any invitations claiming that they're busy "preparing" for the party the next day. (Or just testing their annoying fireworks).

"Hey, wanna go out Friday night?"

"Are you kidding, it's New Years Eve Eve and I have way too much cooking and planning to do!"

-Looks at you like you're the dumbest liar on the planet-

by Fa La La La Derp December 31, 2011

new year's boxing day

the day after new year's day, its the day where everyone starts getting ready for school, and work after the holidays.

my mom said that on new year's boxing day i have to study...

by Downtown Wtf January 12, 2008

Dropping the New Year's Ball

Masturbating on new years eve while trying to time your orgasm to 12:00:00 Midnight on January 1.

Jim: "Hey Bill, were you at the New Year's party?"
Bill: "No, I was at home dropping the New Year's Ball."
Jim: "Get a life, BIll."

by TheIngloriousTaco September 6, 2015