we need to talk

Translation: You need a lawyer.

Honey, we need to talk.

by Tim Amlung January 23, 2004

we need more gold

What that orc peon son of a bitch screams when you just ain't got enough!

*Trains 6 Grunts*
*Trains 3 Shaman*
*Builds a new Barracks*
*Clicks the button to build another Spirit Lodge*

Peon: WE NEED MORE GOLD!!!! >=O
You: D=<

by French mickey Mouse July 25, 2006

Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

AMONG US

Freddy: Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

by SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS January 26, 2022

needler

THE best and worst gun in halo. On easy, it takes alot of individual needles, but if you fill someone with needles it REALLY,REALLY hurts. Also one of the coolest looking projectiles in ANY FPS (it fires little pink needles 4 fucks sakes!)

Dude1: why dont exploding needles do more damage individually?
Dude2: because ur gay.....
Dude1: U fuck, eat fully automatic needles!!!!!!!!!
Dude2: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH PINK DEATH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Dude1: EAT PINK MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!

by Dudeman01 May 13, 2005

neda

the best friend a person could have! she will make you laugh and will stay with you through anything! she is an amazing writer and youtuber!

i just found neda yayyyyyyy! she is the best friend a person could have.

by rainbow crystal January 17, 2019

we need to talk

Is your clue that you need to act quick.
If you're good you'll beable to dump her before she dumps you.
If you're really good, you'll fuck her first and then dump her before she wants to cuddle.

-Situation A-
Woman: We need to tal...
Man: (interupting) I've been thinking, and ... you're a slut. And I want your sister.

-Situation B-
Woman: We need to talk.
Man: That sounds wonderful. I have been planning to have you come over to my place and to cook you a candle lit meal.
The Plan: Pick her up and take her to your place (she'll feel dependent on you and won't break up b/c she needs a ride home). Suck it up and cook something she likes. Include wine, cucumbers and good n plentys (they'll all make her horny). After dinner play some good music. By then the wine will be kicking in and she'll be doubting her earlier plans and you can work your stuff. It'll be some of the best sex you'll have b/c she'll have been through a bunch of woman emotional stuff. She'll most-likely be on top too. Once your done with firsts and possibly seconds. Tell her you need to take her home so you can get to work tomorrow. Dump her at her door step. Do not back down and keep seeing her. If you do, she'll dump you for sure in 4-7 days.
Peace and happy masterbating.

by Louis January 25, 2004

you need to get laid

What you say to someone when they are being pissy over trivial things.

Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!

Roomate 2: You need to get laid.

by ineedtogetlaid June 22, 2014