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Nathaniel

Nathaniel is a funny person, but he can be annoying at the same time. He always tries to get the attention of people and it's adorable! He has the heart of a kid and is beautiful. He always put people's life before his life.
Me: I am ugly :/
Nathaniel: bro do you have a mental problem? you're lying <33
by <33♡. September 2, 2022
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A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
by bills friend January 21, 2023
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Nathaniel lukas

When you jack off to J.D. Vance because you secretly like him
Hey man, I am Nathaniel Lukas and I like J.D. Vance but I can't let people really know.
by Editname August 21, 2024
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Nathaniel

Nathaniel is a fat neek
by ghtnyj6ujtu7 June 19, 2022
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Nathaniel Cock

A big roadman. NOT a femboy and is very straight. This wild adolescent is very awesome and does not tolerate being abused by a certain child.
Nathaniel Cock is a very cool roadman. Gotta love his sexy looks and big man muscles.
by FrozenShadow February 7, 2022
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Nathaniel

How much money you have? Nathaniel
by Pantherboy018 October 28, 2021
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Nathaniel B

One sunny day, two young athletes approach each other with a crowd around them. It was 30 minutes before football practice. REDACTED starts by saying, ” I know this aint 2k, but you look a green light, pull up to her crib, gave her that mean pipe.” The crowd goes crazy as his opponent is flabbergasted by the creative and hurtful insult. His opponent responds by saying, ”You might have given her that mean pipe, but when you run across that alley the choppa go grrrrrr like a fucking beam fight.” The crowd once again goes crazy over his intellectual insult that requires an iq of at least 30. REDACTED starts his response with ” When I want your girl, you know I gotta pound, hold on, I keep a suppressor on my shit cus when I smash it all the way it aint makin no sounds” It is so good that everyone loves it because it doesnt make sense at all. REDACTED goes in for the double roast, ” When I pull up, you know I hit quick, I like my bitches like Malcom, Thicc” The crowd is confused but goes along with it. The orange shirted foe starts back quickly, ”You cant handle me, hold up, aint you Nathaniel B???” He looks back with a shrug as he is confused. The crowd does not like this insult and starts clowning him. REDACTED keeps quiet, but he knows Nathaniels true power and control over matter, he knows this because...

Nathaniel B is his brother.

(Nathaniel B is a tiktok meme and not an inside joke, please do not take this down, Thank You)
”You cant handle me, hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?”
by Jakefromstatefarmsinsurance August 9, 2022
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