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Mistress

A guy would actually have to have a lover/wife/girl to have a mistress. A guy who does not have one girl certainly does not have 2, and is therefore not a womanizer.
A guy who has never had a girlfriend his entire life has a hard time coming off as a womanizer even if he's trying. At some point people will find out the guy is not a pimp and doesn't really even know what to do with a girl, let alone a mistress.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019
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Mistruth

Verb

1. To say something that to the speaker is objectively true, but in a tactless or unacceptable manner.

Origin: Writer Kevin Kramer for TV program Be Cool, Scooby Doo S2E9, "Vote Velma." Used by characters Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley to walk back a tactless statement by candidate Velma.
Andrew Cuomo mistruthed when he said "America was never that great." He later explained that the country has never achieved "full greatness" because of inequality.
by VelmaDinkley August 17, 2018
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Mistry

The person with this last name is 4ft tall and an absolute pussy. They are also really squeaky.
Bro he is such an Mistry omfg
by Mike Hocksbig1 July 27, 2020
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Fatty McStretchmark

A person so fat, that they are named after half of a McDonald's breakfast sandwich, while also implying they have tons of stretch marks. Even stretch marks on their stretch marks. Often used as an endearing term among fat girls.
Fat girl #1: How's it goin' Fatty McStretchmark?

Fat girl #2: Great. On my way to 7-11 to go get some spicey bites, nachos, and rasberry-filled powdered donuts. You?

Fat girl #1: I'll come with you. I need to get all those things too, and a Diet Pepsi to wash it down.
by Thatgirl235 June 28, 2009
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When the pretender is mistrustful!

The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.
Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!
by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021
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freak mistress

ANOTHER fit lass i met on faceparty.com (more advertisin) but hshe has cooler hair dammit
mm freakmistress
by JIMBO May 14, 2003
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We Killed Mistress

Also known as WeKM The most bitchinest band ever to hit the east coast bitches! we be straight up killing it up in here ya heard. add us on myspace
We killed mistress is the shit and your all jealous of there skillz and you should add those niggas on myspace.
by Jack Howard April 23, 2008
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