mustard mexican 

when a person puts there finger in their butt and puts it on another person's upper lip.

my boyfriend loves dirty sanchezes, but i didnt, so i gave him a mustard mexican instead since its not as dirty.

mustard mexican by jayjay anthony June 11, 2006

mustard pimp 

the greatest thing to happen to electro

mustard pimp killed they're set, best dj group ive ever seen live and ever heard, period

mustard pimp by Pope Rellik October 30, 2011

mustard cake 

After eating chicken wings and drinking beer, most likely your crap will look like a faint yellow pasty material - this is a mustard cake.

I just dropped some pasty shit after eating chicken wings and drinking beer and my crap looks like a mustard cake.

mustard cake by zinger084 March 7, 2007

Mustard Nuts 

On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort

I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.

Mustard Nuts by MonkeyMan1140 May 3, 2009

Mustard dispenser 

A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.

Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)

Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...

Mustard dispenser by ojo_tango July 15, 2021

mustard plug 

when a man fucks a women with a yeast infection, and then sticks his meat in her ass...and then it burns

johnny gave that nasty ho with a yeast infection a mustard plug

mustard plug by dominick July 2, 2008

Mustard Malfunction

An action in which one is eating a delicious sandwich with mustard overflowing from the sides, becomes sloppy and leans over the keyboard. Mustard then drips on to the keyboard and, while trying desperately to wipe it off, one will press too many keys and freeze the computer.

"I was talking with Sandy on msn last night while eating a sandwich, and I totally did a mustard malfunction!"

Mustard Malfunction by Lady of the... March 8, 2009