Muscleocracy

Those in the gay community who believe that all things are ruled by the size of one's muscles.

All of the superficial guys at the party were part of the muscleocracy.

by secsportsguy July 12, 2010

muscle cake

n. slang term for anabolic steroids

Dude, the trainer at the gym gave me tons of muscle cake. I got D bol, Tren, and Sust.

by SuperBeast5000 March 25, 2013

muscle tits

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.

"Hey muscle tits, wanna bench that 300 5 times more?"

by Manhooters62 March 1, 2014

muscle mormon

A candy ass who views his body as sacred and watches every substance they ingest to preserve their gains.

Bill is such a muscle mormon he won't even take caffeine.

by wooshe March 3, 2015

More Muscle for the Bustle

The expression used to describe a woman with an exceptionally muscular butt. I similar phrase to "more cushion for the pushin" but instead of cushion (fat) she has hard muscle. Pain from thrusting during intercourse is implied. Serena Williams is the perfect example of this phenomenon.

Stan: Dang that female weightlifter has a big manly booty!

Dave: You know what they say, that's just more muscle for the bustle.

Stan: I bet her boyfriend can't feel his front half for a week after doggy style.

by knightsofsesquipedalia September 11, 2014

Toad Muscle

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.

Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...

by Dingus Hwas September 21, 2008

muscle queen

A gay man who pumps iron every waking moment in order to be as physically appealing to other men as possible. Often lives in Manhattan's Chelsea section.

I found a great apartment on 23rd and 7th - immaculate, pine wood floors, rent control, and best of all, my new roommate's never home; he spends all his time at David Barton Gym. Total muscle queen.

by NY girl February 13, 2004