Thrust munch

To eat whilst takin a dump

Time was short so I took a quick thrust munch .

by Capt Crispy Findus June 13, 2016

Victory Munch

A Victory Munch is an act of self-pride and success. It is an honour to recieve such a title. A person is awarded the ‘victory munch’ when they have scored the highest mark on a test or exam out of the class. This act consists of ‘munching’ at least 2 cm of a blue, non-toxic glue stick. This ritual is most common in the gangs of the northern suburbs of Melbourne. This is an honour only given to the few who prevail and stand at the top of glory.

*Ryan walks with pride to his friends*

Ryan: Guess I’ll be getting the victory munch this time boys. Just got 90% on the SAC

Jesse: Nuh huh. Not this time. I got 92%!

*Ryan runs away crying*

Jeremiah: You stupid fool. You believe you have the victory munch this time.

*whips out test showing 98%*

Jeremiah: What now. You gonna cry. Maybe piss your pants.

*Jesse runs away crying with pee running down his legs*

by SemenDemon24 March 24, 2019

Dunch Munch

Eating Pussy.

"Amy made me dunch munch her again last night after eating curry."

by biznitches IV April 13, 2010

whore munch

One who is a nay sayer, does not agree with common opinion, or the action of munching on whores

Kyle is such a whore munch

by Mike Gilbertson February 21, 2008

Munch Brain

The act of munching food while being stoned to the point of appearing like a zombie. The smoker's craving for food is at the same level zombies crave human brains.

Dude, I was so blazed at Taco Bell I blew $20 to munch brain.

by Dort32 December 8, 2010

pork munch

the process of eating a fat girl's vagina out.

I gave Katie a pork munch because her vagina was so fat.

by J Infinity December 16, 2008

donkey munch

An elaboration on the sexual maneuvre of Donkey Punch involving another girl who is having oral sex performed on her by the victim of the donkey punch. The donkey punch should be forcefull enough to get a vaguely amusing reaction out of the "munched" (oral receiving) partner.

To add to the donkey aspect, stick a carrot in somewhere. Why not, you twisted people.

Upset girl: That bastard punched her in the back of the head while she was going down on me!

Compassionate friend: Hah! You got donkey munched!

by Chilv July 21, 2006