I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.
by Super Sexy Italian Guy Steve August 1, 2010
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by lancelot323 July 13, 2007
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Muhtar
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• mustard plug
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by i like pussy May 20, 2006
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The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.
by chefrick45419 May 16, 2008
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That guy is a muhktar
by muhktar nuru January 9, 2013
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"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.
by quiktekk February 27, 2008
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by CountSpunkula February 22, 2010
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