beer muff

Reduction in sensation of the female genitalia due to excessive consumption of alcohol. This can lead to inadequate physical arousal and/or inability to achieve orgasm. This is the female equivalent of whiskey dick.

That last pint gave Angela the courage she needed to invite Tom back to her place but, alas, left her with a bad enough case of beer muff that she was unable to truly enjoy it.

by cmcdugan May 13, 2006

Mocking Muff

an evil female who constantly harrasses and mocks you

Would you like to buy a mocking muff? I'm selling Lex cheap...

by dark September 03, 2004

muff monkey

1.Old navy slang for a penis. 2.Sailor who can't stay out of whore-houses.

There goe's Bert on liberty again. What a muff monkey.

by Dub Edwards August 04, 2006

muff skin

Paper wrapper around a muffin

You don't eat the muff skin.

by icehole666 February 23, 2009

Puff Muff

An otherwise desirable woman who smokes.

Sally is definitely cute, but I'm just not into puff muff.

by doooosh September 09, 2009

muff punt

Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.

Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.

by Raetsch September 22, 2006

Cabbage Muff

A term originated in New Jersey to put down an opposing Jersey bitch in an argument. Many people do not understand what this means, but then again...

It's a Jersey thing.

Jersey Whore 1: Are you insulting my family?
Jersey Whore 2: Shut up ya gabage!
Jersey Whore 1: No, ya gabage ya cabbage muff!

by dickmasterflex October 14, 2010