Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.

So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

by Ur Mom October 25, 2004

mother flunker

A loophole swearword for "motherfucker".

She called her teacher a mother flunker, and almost got away with it.

by Aconiteum May 15, 2018

Mother Puss Bucket

An expletive to yell when you are in an unfathomably-dire situation and your friends are terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

<The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looks up in anger at the Ghostbusters>

Peter Venkman: "Mother puss bucket!!!"

by SinDonor dammit January 27, 2009

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

by ace zero June 22, 2014

mother fuck

Used to express anger or aggression, like when a situation doesn't go your way

MOTHER FUCK, i can't find my wallet.

by Aaron M. K. May 24, 2007

Kentucky Mother Fucker

(KMF) 2 liter of Mountain dew(or other preferred beverage), drank down to the label, half of the empty space filled with vodka(or more, no less), with two kool aid pouches(or other drink mix) of desired flavor added. Get Drunk.

One Kentucky Mother Fucker for the night, please.

by Cak3 June 1, 2010