Well, mormons contrary to popular belief no longer pratice poligimy. I should know I am one we stoped praticing that back in the 1800's. And we don't all say "freeking heck" I know I don't. And we don't always listen to crappy music thats all goody and heartfilled cause I listen Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, System of a Down exc. So all you people that are bashing a religion that you have no idea about need to shut the F*** up. And try learing about it before you bash it, we dont bash other religions I could really care less what religion you are and if I knew then I wouldnt really care you can stick to what you believe.
by Pissed off Mormon July 23, 2008
Get the mormonsmug. Yes we're weird. No we don't have horns... I don't know where the heck that came from, California. But we do play church ball and drink hot chocolate!!! Or diet coke....
by mormonrocks February 9, 2010
Get the mormonmug. by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009
Get the Mormonizermug. hey ya'll out there how think mormons are some cult,are we saying stuff about you and your churches,are we makeing fun of u,are we holding up signs that say stuff rong ubout us,u haven't even come to it so how the FREEKING HECK would you no!!!and if you beleave something u beleave it but dont put down the mormon church when we haven't done nothing to you. u beleave what u want and we will beleave what we want.
by chippy chipmunk April 5, 2005
Get the mormonsmug. by crispyecho October 15, 2017
Get the mormonmug. Term for members of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Founded by the con men Bringahm Young and Joseph Smith. Young practitioners go door to door as much as Jehovas Witnesses, but not as reviled for some reason. Missionaries are oftern referred to as "carrier pigeons". One of the more cultish Christian faiths, members believe in wearing ceremonial underwear "garments" and other equally bizarre things. Mormon girls are only hot for about 10 years, or their 5th child, whichever comes first. Their asses promptly balloon out of all reason, sometimes to over three feet wide. Mormons have also been selectively bred. Women for stupidity and childbearing qualities, men for vacant minds and irrational intolerance. Key mormon programs are deciding what defines marriage for the rest of the Christian Right, and taking over the BSA.
by Danmoo July 27, 2011
Get the Mormonmug. Jehovah's Witness, Chistian Science, Scientology, People's Temple, Branch Davidians, 7th Day Adventists, Boston Movement, and Mormons are all exactly the same: seductive CULTS.
by Carey1234 October 17, 2011
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