Lil Monty

A boss ass ghost writer

OMG Lil Monty Writes Fire Songs

by Lil Skittles January 24, 2018

Micah & Monti

The picture perfect couple. Well maybe not couple yet but well Idk but you know. Monti I swear there is no emily nor will there ever be one!!!! :3

Jim- There is something wrong with those two
Joe- Yeah they remind me of micah & monti

by droptopsubmarine November 05, 2024

Sir Monty

A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.

This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.

Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.

Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.

by Holawel December 10, 2010

two heart monty

a character or other entity in a video game with dangerously low HP.

The last boss wrecked him. There's no way he makes it much further, he's a two heart monty.

by Undead_Octopus May 30, 2024

The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

montyed

When someone fails to swap a discord vanity a timely manner and gets beaten by a random claimer.

Bro, the vanity URL isn't working. Did we just got montyed?

by geta02392 August 29, 2023

monty pythoff

When two nerds quote Monty Python sketches back and forth for way too long.

Nerd 1: We are the knights who say nee!
Nerd 2: What is your favorite color?
Nerd 1: There are some who call me... Tim.
Nerd 3: Aw, shit. Monty Pythoff!

by DJradiotic February 07, 2020