emily monaghan

a sixteen year old tumblr blogger (with a huge gang of followers)

what's that cute girls name from tumblr.........oh yeah it's emily monaghan

by punkboy November 7, 2011

monogame

How people incorrectly spell, "monogamy."

Hey bro, my gf is totally into monogame! Taht is so teh n00bage!

by The All-Seeing Eye June 11, 2008

serial monogamist

A man or woman who as extremely short-term relationships because they seem to like to put others in pain or because their parents messed them up in childhood

See: 35% women
99.999% men

by Butterfly December 15, 2003

monogatari

Anime that's about necrophilia, pedophilia, incest, zoophilia and probably all philias.

You watch monogatari?
Fucking weeb

by Vukulv January 5, 2021

monogamy

monogamy means to only have one sexual partner.Humans are usually married for that state, especially men
need to marry women since the women have so many other options(mostly thirsty beta males)which they keep as backup, stupid Stacy. If you can get women easily you don't have to worry about that since women are jealous as shit not wanting other women to have you and if she spreads her legs you have options, so be Alpha please.

Ey this bitch Stacy ended a year old relationship, slept with an alpha guy after 20 minutes of meeting him and I had to wait 3 weeks buying her stuff.All this because she couldn't consider monogamy as an option.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

mongalicious

A particularly severe case of someone, or some people, being a mong.

OTF is downright mongalicious today.

by msteuk May 13, 2005

mongatard

a mixture of a mong and a retard
basicaly a complete idiot who is so stupid it hurts to think about it.
such activites carried out by a mongatard include:

-gouging ones own chin with a plastic fork durring an attempt to cause GBH to someone else...
-breaking everything that comes in contact with them, they're not allowed near nice or expensive things
-asking the cost of something in a 99p store...
-spitting gum out of their mouth whilst trying to blow a bubble with it...

"Hannah you skin boat!!! you such a freaking mongatard!!!"

by jenaroo December 9, 2008