marijuana

A plant that gets you high

roll that shit, light that shit, smoke that shit, pass that shit!

by weedman July 23, 2002

Marijuana

Would bring about world peace if mandated one toke a day worldwide. Einstein was smoking it when he discovered relativity, and that's a fact buy his memoirs it's in there. It's a shame it's illegal, the only reason is because it is the most common drug, basically a cash cow for the courts.

Also, "marijuana" is a racist term, it's not Spanish ("mota" is the term for pot). It's xenophobic to call it this and if you want to sound the least bit educated call it "Cannabis"

"Einstein smoked marijuana and destroyed Newton's classical theory of mechanics, yet somehow if you smoke it people call you stupid"

"What do Salvador Dali, Van Gogh, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Einstein, and Kurt Vonnegut all have in common?"
"They were all geniuses?"
"well, yea, but they all loved marijuana too"

by EisMCsquared February 15, 2010

marijuana flow

The wonderful plant that gets people blazed

1:Yo dude I got the marijuana flow.

2:Bitch you blazed.

by Sketchyydakidd February 27, 2014

marijean

a smart attractive woman, who is easy to talk to, she tends to just go with the flow (which isn't always a good thing) she takes her time doing everything. (give her plenty of time to get ready) over all is a great person to have in your life.

your taking forever, you must be marijean.

marijean would be a perfect partner.

by so-cal temptation December 13, 2016

Marij

An OG who you don't wanna mess with :o

"Ayo that's Marij over there, that man don't play fr"
"oh word? lemme see whats up"
The second man was never seen again.

by MrPothaaa July 22, 2021

marijuana

The most misunderstood plant on the planet

Person One: That marijuana stuff is so bad for you. It causes cancer and kills you and....
Person Two: Shut up.

by Random Wandering Person September 13, 2009

cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy

Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.

Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.

by SaeedR October 10, 2008