pitchin' in the mirror 

Pitchin' in the mirror is when you are so depressed and lonely that the best part of your life is the wonderously pleasurable feeling that you sometimes get when pitchin’ a loaf, so much so that you put a mirror in front of the toilet so that you can witness the look of pleasure on your face and savor these glorious moments of fecal delivery while pretending that your reflection is another person, a compassionate friend.

Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.

pitchin' in the mirror by Jaunty Diggles September 7, 2019

Truth Mirror 

A mirror in the exact right lighting that makes any human being look hideous. We all have this mirror.

I looked at myself in the mirror and i thought i looked great, I looked in my truth mirror and it was a completely differant person. said Gertrude

I wonder if Megan Fox looks good in a truth mirror? Martin asked
I doubt it no one looks good in a truth mirror. Replied Trevor

Truth Mirror by EC123 May 31, 2014

Gold Mirror 

The Gold Mirror is the description of person that sees the good and/or the potential for good in a person and often vocalize their opinions to boost the onlooker's view of self. This often leads the observer to believe their faults don't exist and develop a close relationship with the Gold Mirror.

She is the gold mirror to his narcissism.

He always sees the good in people and reflects it back to them like a gold mirror.

Gold Mirror by lolweird February 25, 2018

broken mirror

Anyone who looks in the mirror and sees someone/thing pretty damn amazing. Often this affects their views of their sexual partners as well. Unfortunatly this is usually completely untrue.

Someone who owns a broken mirror will often refuse to be wrong about anything.

1: I've just seen Chambers acting like he's the shit again!
2: WTF? He's short, fat, stupid, a liar and his new girlfriend's a fucking munter!
1: Dude - he must have one seriously broken mirror

broken mirror by Iain1977 April 14, 2008

emo mirror picture 

A body shot, usually in black and white taken in your bathroom or some other mirror then posted on the internet, usually myspace

Myspace.com addict 1: Have you posted your emo mirror picture?
Myspace.com addict 2: i have 12!

emo mirror picture by Spandy April 29, 2005

fart mirror 

When an individual bends over and spreads their buttcheecks in the mirror so they can see themselves fart

“One time I walked into a Walmart bathroom and I saw this guy fart mirroring!”

fart mirror by Gmoney1725 February 28, 2018

One way mirror relationship

When 2 people are in a relationship, but only one loves the other. The unloved one is unaware of it and continues to believe that both feel Equal about each other.

"I think I'm going to break up with Zeke. We just have a one way mirror relationship, you know?"

One way mirror relationship by Bob The Ghost July 15, 2016