Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019

miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.

"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"

by MasterBater February 4, 2013

miracle-gazillor

The real name for the so called 'food-processor'.

Thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad! It's just what I wanted for Christmas! It's not as cool as my choppy-chop (the real name for the so called 'slap-chop' device), but I love it!

by mockme December 24, 2012

miracle 7

Your typical dumbass.

Why is miracle 7 on some dumb shit again

by The7ThMiracle October 4, 2021

Miracle Whip and Slide

The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.

My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"

by BluesandSaintsNation March 2, 2023

miracle whip

ew worst thing of all

what?! u ate miracle whip? get outta here weirdo!

by himiko holmes January 22, 2022

Miracle

Miracle is an amazing girl you would think she is shy but she is one of the baddest bitches ever to exist. She is confident ,kind ,and maybe a lil messy but it’s miracle. Majority of the world loves her. She will always stand up for you and others and she doesn’t take it when people talk Shii she knows her stuff and over all and every thing she loves really hard and if you break her just know she has the bestest friends that will happily jump you. But of course she doesn’t really need them to help be cause miracle always talks and rocks shii

A: da*m miracle beat their as*

L:Frr she is amazing

by 1234bruh September 18, 2022