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Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.
"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"
by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019
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Miracle

A tall giant bitch. She is also the human sprinkler and will spit water at you. She is married to Savannah Rodriguez. She will and can kill you. She likes to hit people and make fun of "willy boi". She has chipmunk teeth but will not admit it. She is very narcissistic. She will say she's fat and be proud of it. She is scared of dicks as well but is NOT gay. Overall, just a weird person.
random person: Who's that giant?
Me: It's Miracle.
by youknowwhoiamchannelview March 14, 2019
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Miracle

A mean insensitive bitch who thinks she is better than everyone else. But sometimes she loves boys who are the opposite of her. She has amazing brains but she used them on something else. She is pretty and has no more flaws than 2.
HI:Miracle Sup
Can you lift 10 lbs

Yeah even 20
by CallerIDBlank April 22, 2019
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Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.
Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip
by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019
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miracle bud

When you are looking through a bag of shake and find a bud.
“Bro I just found a miracle bud” “no way man!”
by BigusDongus445 September 6, 2019
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Hysterical-miracle

A person who is born and survives under extreme circumstance and manages to make people laugh
He was a hysterical-miracle of a child.
by Freelancers May 1, 2018
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Miracle Sync

When you accidentally synchronize a video to the audio in a montage, edit or fragtage in a game.
For a good gaming edit you need a good song to time the shots with the songs... but sometimes a miracle happens and when you add the song the video is like made for the edit... it's PERFECTLY timed to the shots and only happens to experienced editors maybe once or twice in a lifetime... It's truly magical to see!
I JUST ADDED A SONG TO MY COD EDIT AND A MIRACLE SYNC HAPPENED!
by Dronect April 10, 2017
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