minions

minions are tiny tic tac looking bithes who for some reaon me and my friend aore with our hearts

Christina: " OMG LOOK *points at something blue and yellow" MINIONNNNSSS"
me: "MINIOOOOOOOOOONS" minions

by andeiwei%^ July 23, 2022

Flag Minion

The act of painting your foreskin yellow, tying a flag around it so as you walk the flag bounces with every step like a minion from Despicable Me jumping.

Ayo, that tranny Nelson doing a flag minion with Richie from the top of the apartment building.

by Budussy3 August 2, 2021

Minion

minions are a yellow pichula that smells like shit beacuse their arms are so short that they cannot clean their anus

the minions are just gru slaves xddddxdxdxd

by losminionshuelenaraja April 7, 2022

Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.

Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023

Minion Mentality

The state of mind of a henchmen/goon/minion etc where no matter what will believe they can win the fight. Leagues of comrades have fallen but no, they individually think they built different.

Batman's taken down every single person in the building but Phil. However Phil doesn't surrender he's got that minion mentality

by Steeevo123 January 30, 2023

Minionated

To servilely follow the opinions of others rather than form your own opinion.

Middle schoolers are often more minionated then opinionated.

by Miss Anthea June 18, 2010

gru and his minions

the turdrados 💩 haha, Blandy, An-dweeb ,and the whole acreage delete community

gru and his minions always starting problems and making a toxic environment

by redrumadum April 2, 2025