Someone who eats strictly earl grey chocorant cake like it's nobody's business. They most likely have a YouTube channel with at least one hit song on Spotify but will never admit to their success. To be called an Alex Milo is considered a compliment and an insult at the same time, because who in their right mind would want to be an Alex Milo? Alex Milo of course. In conclusion, being an Alex Milo means never being accepted by Chinese mom's due to the amount of tattoos exposed while wearing highly functional street techwear and always having an extra camera lens in your 56th pocket of your arteryx veilance jacket because every moment is a Kodak moment.
by Some1 who loves alex November 22, 2021

" That's my ex, we broke up a week ago because he lost feelings but he lied, cheated on me, ignored me constantly, played victim in everything, and never cared about me."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, their name must be Milo."
"Yep."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, their name must be Milo."
"Yep."
by my name is dee's sir October 5, 2021

A trans guy how is good at art plays piano and has bad abandonment issues is clingy will love you with all his heart and won’t leave you is a good person and is hard on himself
by Gayguy_bread32 December 30, 2022

Bit of a crackhead. Can be funny at times. Sometimes a bit annoying. For unknown reasons, has a bird costume in his wardrobe. Never been questioned. One time, he actually pulled girls using the costume on Omegle.
Sometimes he's a redneck and other times likes scamming innocent humans.
Claims he has a Microsoft 4k Microphone from Samsung.
His parents are Alec and Charlotte. Alec wishes he pulled out.
His uncle Kamil rejected the decision to adopt him. So Alec and Charlotte decided to dump him under the london bridge.
13 years later, they all met on Phasmophobia. Now they are a dysfunctional family.
Goes to get Milk while on a Discord call. Disappears for hours. Probably goes to Africa to get the milk.
Conclusion:
Complete nutter (Also Yodel Kid & Crackhead Kid)
Sometimes he's a redneck and other times likes scamming innocent humans.
Claims he has a Microsoft 4k Microphone from Samsung.
His parents are Alec and Charlotte. Alec wishes he pulled out.
His uncle Kamil rejected the decision to adopt him. So Alec and Charlotte decided to dump him under the london bridge.
13 years later, they all met on Phasmophobia. Now they are a dysfunctional family.
Goes to get Milk while on a Discord call. Disappears for hours. Probably goes to Africa to get the milk.
Conclusion:
Complete nutter (Also Yodel Kid & Crackhead Kid)
"Hey did you hear from Milo From Sweden today?"
"Yeah, what a fucking donny"
"The adoption centre was closed so we had to keep the little shit"
"FUCK OFF MILO"
"YAAAA"
"Yeah, what a fucking donny"
"The adoption centre was closed so we had to keep the little shit"
"FUCK OFF MILO"
"YAAAA"
by 2 Concerned Guardians August 14, 2021

Used to describe a fruity ass cowboy bitch with long blond hair, cowboy hat, white button up shirt and black pants. Often used as a hurtful term.
by mGNssssssssssss April 15, 2022

Milo is such a snake!
by Milo's Loving GF April 15, 2024

by rotodomee May 19, 2022
